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stop this man
im calling the fucking cops
i have obama on the phone
whatAt first, I thought he was just gonna scoop some ice cream onto bread. But then
Seriously how did he figure this out
cookies n’ cream bread
mint chocolate chip bread
our time has come
Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens
this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.
No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.”
It was always the same every day…
The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.
I wish my day would change from that.
"Ready for another lesson??"
"Y-Your chest it—"
"That means we’re—-"
I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.
LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY
I want to read a fan fiction of this.
THERE IS ACTUALLY NOT A BETTER FEELING THEN TO HAVE A BESTFRIEND WHO ALSO THINKS OF U AS THEIR BESTFRIEND
in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does
She’s Ms. Step on my Face
ello i’d like to order 40 pizzas with nothing on them. don’t even cook them, just deliver me 40 pizzas worth of raw dough to my door. you dont need to knock on my door because I dont have a door on my house. just leave that disgusting dough turd laying on my “front door step” which is actually just a printed out picture of yosuke from persona 4, my favourite video game for the sony playstation console. thankyou